here we go.
GrumpyFoodFuck
Scale of 1 to 5 Wienies...1 being awful, only go if every other place is on fire; 5 being wow, this is perfect and special.
You know how you go to a restaurant or something and everyone's like "Holy shit, this place has unbelievable fucking meatballs" - and you get dragged there, and they taste like assholes marinated in Windex?
That's what this is. I eat things, I tell you how it goes. There's no Michelin nonsense here.
Welcome to GrumpyFoodFuck.
